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You've seen them - the signs in front of churches, with a witticism or a pun that made you groan. I think they're hilarious, often unintentionally so. I've decided to start collecting the ones I see around Austin and on the web.

If you have a funny church sign picture you'd like to add, e-mail it to me. Be sure to let me know how you'd like to be credited, including if you have a website you want to link to. Please don't take it personally if I don't use your photo. Your photo remains your property, I will simply be displaying it here with your permission. All photos are copyright © by their owners and each is displayed here with the owner's permission; if your photo has been added to this gallery without your permission by mistake, please e-mail me and I'll remove it or add photo credit and a link, whichever you prefer.

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Calvary Tabernacle United Pentacostal Church - Swallowing angry words is better than having to eat them Posted: 17 Nov 2008
Source: Rod "Sign Guy" Gottfredsen

I ran out of W's and had to use an upside down M on the word "Words".

Bethel Christian Reformed Church - The platypus proves that God has a sense of humor Posted: 2 Nov 2008
Source: David Lawrence

We came across this sign in Acton, Ontario while on a country drive.

Jesus Coming Soon Posted: 25 Oct 2008
Source: Jennifer Halcomb

This was taken when we were on vacation in gorgeous Hawaii (Kauai). The sign itself doesn’t seem that funny but when my husband saw it he said, "and I'll wait for him RIGHT HERE"

Our Saviour's United Methodist Church - Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you Posted: 13 Oct 2008
Source: Steve Weeks, DDS
Saint Andrew's Lutheran Church - Have you made God smile today? Posted: 13 Oct 2008
Source: Steve Weeks, DDS
Ivanhoe Congregational Church - God loves you and God approved this message Posted: 13 Oct 2008
Source: Steve Weeks, DDS
St. Peter's Catholic Church - Behold the Lord Himself will give you a sign Posted: 13 Oct 2008
Source: Steve Weeks, DDS
Parkwood Gardens Community Church - God may be watching, but the cops have radar! Posted: 9 Oct 2008
Source: Dan M.

This community church is on a street with a speeding problem... they were warned!

Christian Church at Panama City - God shows no favortism but our sign guy does - Go Cubs! Posted: 1 Oct 2008
Source: Billy B.

Here is a funny church sign from my church. We hate crummy church signs, we never take them too seriously. We want to make people laugh, but not with cheesy church jokes.

Seventh Day Adventist Church - The most powerful position is on your knees Posted: 28 Sep 2008
Source: Michelle S.

As seen on Highway 18 in Grand Ronde, OR. Clearly, I am not their target audience as I nearly drove off the road when I saw it.

South Waterboro Bible Chapel - Stop-Drop-Roll: It won't work in Hell. Posted: 1 Sep 2008
Source: Samantha L.

hello, this sign is great! i saw it in south waterboro maine on my way to my camp saturday, thought u would like it.

Good Shepherd Lutheran Church - When you throw mud ad someone, you're the one who is losing ground Posted: 29 Aug 2008
Source: Karina Summers

Saw this in Livermore, CA

All Saints Lutheran Church - Jesus Is Coming, Look Busy Posted: 29 Aug 2008
Source: Steve Weeks, DDS
Deer Park Seventh-Day Adventist Church - Touch Everyone For Jesus Posted: 29 Aug 2008
Source: Steve Weeks, DDS
Greater Union Baptist Church - Suffering Well Posted: 29 Aug 2008
Source: Steve Weeks, DDS
Greater Union Baptist Church - Mind Control Part 4 Posted: 29 Aug 2008
Source: Steve Weeks, DDS

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701 Sentence Sermons: Attention-Getting Quotes for Church Signs, Bulletins, Newsletters, and Sermons, by L. James Harvey CHOIR PARKING music group church school sign Forbidden Fruit Creates Many Jams, by Mary Katherine Compton and David Compton Laughing Out Loud & Other Religious Experiences, by Tom Mullen Your Church Sign by Verlyn D. Verbrugge The Proverbial Marquee: Words to Drive By, by Tina Rabb, Deborah Davies

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