Church Sign Generator

If you've received an offensive sign from "Beth Sholom Synagogue" or "Holy Trinity Greek Orthodox Church" or some other church or synagogue, please read this.

Real Church Signs

You've seen them - the signs in front of churches, with a witticism or a pun that made you groan. I think they're hilarious, often unintentionally so. I've decided to start collecting the ones I see around Austin and on the web.

If you have a funny church sign picture you'd like to add, e-mail it to me. Be sure to let me know how you'd like to be credited, including if you have a website you want to link to. Please don't take it personally if I don't use your photo. Your photo remains your property, I will simply be displaying it here with your permission. All photos are copyright © by their owners and each is displayed here with the owner's permission; if your photo has been added to this gallery without your permission by mistake, please e-mail me and I'll remove it or add photo credit and a link, whichever you prefer.

Note: do not link directly to the images on this site - it won't work. Link to this page instead.

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Posted: 17 Nov 2008 Source: Rod "Sign Guy" Gottfredsen I ran out of W's and had to use an upside down M on the word "Words".	Posted: 2 Nov 2008 Source: David Lawrence We came across this sign in Acton, Ontario while on a country drive.
Posted: 25 Oct 2008 Source: Jennifer Halcomb This was taken when we were on vacation in gorgeous Hawaii (Kauai). The sign itself doesn’t seem that funny but when my husband saw it he said, "and I'll wait for him RIGHT HERE"	Posted: 13 Oct 2008 Source: Steve Weeks, DDS
Posted: 13 Oct 2008 Source: Steve Weeks, DDS	Posted: 13 Oct 2008 Source: Steve Weeks, DDS
Posted: 13 Oct 2008 Source: Steve Weeks, DDS	Posted: 9 Oct 2008 Source: Dan M. This community church is on a street with a speeding problem... they were warned!
Posted: 1 Oct 2008 Source: Billy B. Here is a funny church sign from my church. We hate crummy church signs, we never take them too seriously. We want to make people laugh, but not with cheesy church jokes.	Posted: 28 Sep 2008 Source: Michelle S. As seen on Highway 18 in Grand Ronde, OR. Clearly, I am not their target audience as I nearly drove off the road when I saw it.
Posted: 1 Sep 2008 Source: Samantha L. hello, this sign is great! i saw it in south waterboro maine on my way to my camp saturday, thought u would like it.	Posted: 29 Aug 2008 Source: Karina Summers Saw this in Livermore, CA
Posted: 29 Aug 2008 Source: Steve Weeks, DDS	Posted: 29 Aug 2008 Source: Steve Weeks, DDS
Posted: 29 Aug 2008 Source: Steve Weeks, DDS	Posted: 29 Aug 2008 Source: Steve Weeks, DDS

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Church Sign Books and Gifts from (see all 24 items)

701 Sentence Sermons: Attention-Getting Quotes for Church Signs, Bulletins, Newsletters, and Sermons, by L. James Harvey	CHOIR PARKING music group church school sign	Forbidden Fruit Creates Many Jams, by Mary Katherine Compton and David Compton	Laughing Out Loud & Other Religious Experiences, by Tom Mullen	Your Church Sign by Verlyn D. Verbrugge	The Proverbial Marquee: Words to Drive By, by Tina Rabb, Deborah Davies