To Do

October 16, 2004

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  1. Go to hardware store, get irresistable force, immovable object
  2. Gather fresh hen's eggs from neighbors' refrigerators
  3. Invent weightless cats
  4. Type up this month's Kim Jong Il fan club newsletter
  5. Interrogate local animals about probability of earthquakes
  6. Print up stickers that read "$1 fee if not rewound", surreptitiously affix them to DVDs at video store
  7. Invent restraining harness for weightless cats
  8. Wrestle three midgets (next week, up it to four)
  9. Raise fist in protest, stick it to the man
  10. Catalog extensive collection of vintage corndogs

Comments

Posted by ZSGhost :: :: :: Oct 16, 2004 11:14pm
Ghost's To-Do List

Think of way to respond to above comment
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Posted by Phil :: :: :: Oct 17, 2004 12:25am
Man Ryland, are you tripping on shrooms, or perhaps just smoking the magic peace pipe? Either way, your trippin.

Phil
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Posted by redraven :: :: :: Oct 17, 2004 01:08am
Weightless cats would be a mighty fine thing, especially when they want to sleep between one's ankles at night (or one on either side of one's legs), making it difficult to turn over (because one would never want to disturb the cat by moving it to turn over!).

And if you came up with a restraining harness for them...you could fly them in the Macy's parade, or better yet, the Doo Dah Parade!!!

http://travel.yahoo.com/p-travelguide-2745085-doo_dah_parade_moab-i
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Posted by Damion :: :: :: Oct 17, 2004 01:09am
When I was four I made my first to-do list, writing "Learn to read and write" in pictographs. Upon completion of my task, I vowed never again to set a goal for myself, or, failing that, to fall well short of any goals set. I'm just riding out the apathy until I get lung cancer and die peacefully in my sleep. That being my goal, I'll probably choke on my own vomit in a public restroom.
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Posted by E_B_A :: :: :: Oct 17, 2004 02:14am
You're ugly, fat kid!
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Posted by Ryland :: :: :: Oct 17, 2004 02:29am
I'm an ugly, fat kid.
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Posted by E_B_A :: :: :: Oct 17, 2004 03:35am
I have no business complaining about the infrequency of your IM hijinx updates, I now realize.

UFK needs more updates.
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Posted by David S :: :: :: Oct 17, 2004 10:42pm
11. Go to doctor and tell him to adjust your meds.
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Posted by marie :: :: :: Oct 18, 2004 02:39pm
*Looks up from eating corndogs*... wait... were these yours?
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Posted by Fyrewolf :: :: :: Oct 18, 2004 06:04pm
And I thought I was bored...
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Posted by E_B_A :: :: :: Oct 25, 2004 10:41pm
Completely off topic, did you get my e-mail, Ryland?
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